Y’all remember how y’all was in high school and acted like y’all didn’t masturbate and
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do
I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS
When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.
I will never not reblog this.
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These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old