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thisiselliz:

Y’all remember how y’all was in high school and acted like y’all didn’t masturbate and

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

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a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

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pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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outermostdig:

Source

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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

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crowlelicious:

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS

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shorm:

abaldwin360:

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

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pixalry:

Video Game Poster Series - Created by Vincent Petitot | Facebook

For more of his video game posters, check out his gallery here.

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pokemon-global-academy:

These were the scenes that fuck me up when I was nine years old

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